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H2O + NH3 + C2H5 + PDQ + U235
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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Larry and Cathy
All powers, all laws, are but the fair Embodied thoughts of God.
John Stuart Blackie
Man occasionally stumbles on the truth, but then just picks himself up and hurries on regardless.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Don't Panic
The combination of such characters, some, as the sacral ones, altogether peculiar among Reptiles, others borrowed, as it were, from groups now distinct from each other, and all manifested by creatures far surpassing in size the largest of existing reptiles, will, it is presumed, be deemed sufficient ground for establishing a distinct tribe or sub-order of Saurian Reptiles, for which I would propose the name of Dinosauria.
Richard Owen
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On-campus courses
In science there is only physics, all the rest is just stamp collecting.
Lord Kelvin
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Distance Education courses
Physics is mathematical not because we know so much about the physical world, but because we know so little; it is only its mathematical properties that we can discover.
Bertrand Russell
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Southwestern Adventist University
It isn't enough just to learn—one must learn how to learn, how to learn without classrooms, without teachers, without textbooks. Learn, in short, how to think and analyze and decide and discover and create.
Michael Bassis
Teaching Principle:
| 24. | Always let a student register for a class in which you know he does not have a chance of passing—just insist on the tuition in cash up front. |
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Summer Research
Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.
John Dewey
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt!
10 monologues ia a decalogue
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Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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Written Stuff
A computer is almost human—except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
If you want three opinions, just ask two statisticians.
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Useful Stuff
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Max Frisch
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Department of Mathematics and Physical Sciences
Southwestern Adventist University
Keene, TX 76059
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