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Lawrence Turner
Ph.D.
Professor of Mathematics and Physics
Southwestern Adventist University
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Wednesday, 16 May 12
julian day:
2456064
year day: 137 sun rise: 6:28a, set: 8:18p
moon: 26.1 days
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Charles Hires invents Root Beer, 1866
Senate, by one vote, acquits president Andrew Johnson of articles of impeachment, 1868
George Hormel Co. introduces Spam, 1891
first Academy Awards Ceremony, 1929
Endeavour launches on her last flight (25 missions), 2011
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H2O + NH3 + C2H5 + PDQ + U235
and a pinch of salt
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Schedule
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Larry and Cathy
The most incomprehensible thing about our universe is that it can be comprehended.
Albert Einstein
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
John Lennon
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
George Bernard Shaw
Don't Panic
The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better.
Eric Johnston
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On-campus courses
I know that I am mortal and a creature of one day; but when my mind follows the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth.
Ptolemy
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Distance Education courses
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury
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Southwestern Adventist University
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
Benjamin Franklin
Teaching Principle:
| 14. | Students are never as ignorant about course policies and requirements as they try to make you believe. |
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Summer Research
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
Joseph Joubert
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
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There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone is 1 Rod Serling
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly
Web pages are like babies: creation involves a level of enthusiasm that does not necessarily carry over into maintenance.
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Written Stuff
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
It has now been proven beyond a doubt that smoking is the major cause of statistics.
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Useful Stuff
Life is complex. It has its real and imaginary components.
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N 32° 23′ 51.7″
W 97° 19′ 41.0″
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man—the airplane, the automobile, the computer—says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Mark Kennedy
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Department of Mathematics and Physical Sciences
Southwestern Adventist University
Keene, TX 76059
phone: (817) 202-6708
fax: (817) 202-6744
e-mail: turner@swau.edu
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19 Feb 12
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